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He looked at her with appreciation and pointed, &quot;Good! I'll take those.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The rabbi paid out the necessary sum and Rosie led him upstairs.&nbsp; She helped him off with his coat and hung it up carefully on the nail on the door. Then she helped him off with the rest of his clothes and got into bed. There, to Rosie's astonishment, the rabbi performed with an address and a skill that was unbelievable. In fact, Rosie, a hardened professional, found herself surprised into orgasm. As they lay in bed a few minutes afterwards, relaxing, Rosie said, &quot;How old are you, Rabbi?&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The rabbi said, &quot;God has been good to me. I am eighty-eight years old.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;That is certainly amazing. Listen, Rabbi, if you're ever in the neighborhood again and if you should feel in the mood, please ask for me--Rosie.&nbsp; I would be delighted to oblige you.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The rabbi said, with a certain hauteur, &quot;What do you mean, if I should be in the mood again?&nbsp; Let me sleep for five minutes right now and, believe me, I will be in the mood again.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;Really, Rabbi?&nbsp; Then please take a nap.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;Okay.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The rabbi adjusted himself into a relaxed position, face up, placed his arms across his chest and then said, &quot;Wait one minute.&nbsp; This is important. While I'm asleep, scoop up my testicles with your right hand and hold them an inch above the sheet, without moving them.&nbsp; Keep them absolutely motionless.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;Of course, Rabbi,&quot; said Rosie, and did as she was told, holding the rabbi's testicles free of the sheet.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>For five minutes the rabbi slept, then woke with a start and said, &quot;I'm ready.&quot; And so he was, for, to Rosie's delight, he was even better the second time than the first.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>As she lay panting, Rosie said, &quot;It was wonderful, Rabbi, but one thing I don't understand.&nbsp; Why was it necessary to hold your testicles motionless above the sheet while you were sleeping?&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;Oh that,&quot; said the rabbi.&nbsp; &quot;Well, you are a nice girl and I like you very much.&nbsp; Still, the truth is I don't know you very well, and over there, in my coat, hanging on the hook on the door, is five hundred dollars.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>______________________________</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>BIZARRE NEWS...</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Bizarre Product FACTS</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>In 4000 BC Egypt, men and women wore glitter eye shadow made from the crushed shells of beetles.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>In M&amp;M candies, the letters stand for Mars and Murrie, the developers of the candy in 1941.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>In the 1700s, European women achieved a pale complexion by eating &quot;Arsenic Complexion Wafers&quot; actually made with the poison.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during W.W.I.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Most American car horns honk in the key of F.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Most lipstick contains fish scales.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500's.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>***</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Man catches plane after being shot</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>TAMPA, Fla. - A Florida man determined to catch a plane dressed his wounds and boarded a flight after being shot in a domestic dispute.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>William J. Notaro, 37, of Clearwater, Fla., said a woman shot him three times in the torso Saturday with a small-caliber handgun during an argument in a card game, The Tampa (Fla.) Tribune reported Monday. Notaro dressed his wounds and boarded a US Airways flight to Albany, N.Y., without revealing to airport officials he had been shot earlier that day, Tampa International Airport spokeswoman Brenda Geoghagan said Sunday.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Once in the air, Notaro asked the flight attendant for a Band-Aid for a gunshot wound, the Tribune reported. When Notaro landed in Charlotte, N.C., to change planes for Albany, his bleeding became noticeable and he was treated at a local hospital before resuming his flight.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Police are investigating the shooting, though Notaro has said he doesn't want to press charges, the Tribune reported.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>***</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Wizard wannabe gets stuck in traffic cone</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>CULLOMPTON, England - A 3-year-old from Cullompton, England, had to be freed from a traffic cone by firefighters after it became stuck on his head.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Charlie Thomas, 3, apparently put the cone on his head to imitate one of his heroes, popular wizard Harry Potter, but couldn't remove it once it was in place, Britain's The Daily Mail reported Monday.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>His parents, Louisa and Martin Thomas couldn't remove the cone either, so they called in the fire brigade, which used an assortment of small tools and levers to remove the cone. It took the crew 45 minutes to arrive and another 30 to remove the cone but Charlie was a good boy and didn't panic, his mother told the newspaper.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;He loves Harry Potter and when he put the cone on he was so pleased with himself, it was very sweet,&quot; she said to The Daily Mail. &quot;We shouldn't have laughed but we had a chuckle -- he looked so comical even though he was a bit upset.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>***</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Bags fall from airborne plane</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>CHICAGO - A Delta Airlines official said a plane had to turn back to Chicago's Midway Airport shortly after takeoff when two bags fell out a cargo door.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Delta communications director Maria Schnabel said the cargo door had been improperly secured on the Atlanta-bound plane, which was operated by Atlantic Southeast Airlines, leading to the loss of two pieces of luggage, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Monday.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Schnabel said the plane, which was carrying 63 passengers, executed an emergency landing after crew members detected a problem with the cabin pressure. Once the plane was on the ground, the crew discovered that one of the plane's two cargo doors had come open during the flight, spilling out the luggage.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>No injuries were reported from the incident and passengers were reassigned to other flights. The bags remained missing Monday.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>***</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Thieves target cashless bank</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Two men failed to read an obvious sign stating that there was no cash on the premises when they attempted to rob the Tjustbygdens Sparbank in Sweden.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The men, armed with a handgun and a crowbar, refused to acknowledge that it was a &quot;cashless bank&quot; and conducted a thorough search behind the counter before apparently becoming frustrated and leaving, The Local reported Monday.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;You would think that robbers would do some research before going to work,&quot; bank manager Mats Hasselqvist told newspaper Vastervikstidning.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Then, the men attempted to go to the local supermarket but were thwarted by a quick-thinking shop assistant who locked the doors.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;She screamed at some customers who were on their way in to hurry up and then she locked the door. She also managed to take the registration number on their car before they drove off,&quot; staff member Einar Hjalmarsson told Dagens Nyheter.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>______________________________</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her.  I m out of gas, she purred.  Could you push me to the gas station? </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The men readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it several blocks. After a while, one looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling station.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal> How come you didn t turn in? he yelled.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal> I never go there, the girl shouted back.  They don t have full service. </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>______________________________</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>DDL</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Up the street sex is sold by the piece,</p> <p class=MsoNormal>And I wish this foul traffic would cease;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>It's a shame and improper,</p> <p class=MsoNormal>And I'd phone for a copper,</p> <p class=MsoNormal>But that's where you'll find the police.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>______________________________</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from people with thinking evil of them.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>--Gandhi</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>***</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;Life is a mirror: if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>--William Makepeace Thackeray</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>***</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>&quot;It has been reported that Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter is writing a book about her relationship with her father. It's called 'Why I never got close to Dick.'&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>--Conan O'Brien</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>______________________________</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>News from the British Tabloids</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Boy Plays Turns Polish Tram System In Giant Train Set</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>A teenage boy who hacked into a Polish tram system used it like  a giant train set , causing chaos and derailing four vehicles. The 14-year-old, described by his teachers as a model pupil and an electronics  genius , adapted a television remote control so it could change track points in the city of Lodz.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Twelve people were injured in one derailment, and the boy is suspected of having been involved in several similar incidents& </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Miroslaw Micor, a spokesman for Lodz police, said:  He studied the trams and the tracks for a long time and then built a device that looked like a TV remote control and used it to manoeuvre the trams and the tracks. He had converted the television control into a device capable of controlling all the junctions on the line and wrote in the pages of a school exercise book where the best junctions were to move trams around and what signals to change. He treated it like any other schoolboy might a giant train set, but it was lucky nobody was killed. Four trams were derailed, and others had to make emergency stops that left passengers hurt. He clearly did not think about the consequences of his actions. </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>It takes a team of thousands to make the London Underground run badly& </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>**********</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Cremations to warm mourners </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Mourners shivering in a chapel are to be kept warm using heat generated from cremating their loved ones.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The idea will be tried at a crematorium near Manchester where grieving friends and relatives have complained of the cold during services. Tameside Council will use heat from cremating bodies to keep the mourners warm at Dukinfield Crematorium.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Town hall chiefs say the heat generated will be enough to power the boiler and light the chapel, reports the Daily Telegraph. But they admit it is a &quot;sensitive&quot; issue and have promised to consult clergy and the wider community.</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Robin Monk, environment chief of Tameside Council, said: &quot;I'm not sure how people will react, but we don't want to upset anyone. We will carry out full consultation with priests, vicars and the public before a decision is taken.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>But the Rev Vernon Marshall, of Old Chapel, said: &quot;As a final act of generosity, it's a lovely way for the dead to provide comfort for the living at a difficult time.&quot;</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>**********</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Immigration rules spark 'curry crisis'</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>In worrying news for all lovers of spice, curry restaurants are facing an 'unprecedented crisis' due to tough new immigration laws, a leading curry expert warned on Tuesday. </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The founder of the British Curry Awards, Enam Ali, told Scotland's First Minister Alex Salmond that new immigration rules were forcing Indian restaurant owners to take on unskilled workers from the UK or EU rather than bring in trained chefs from the sub-continent. He said that unless restaurants could get help to fill job vacancies in their kitchens, the shortage of skilled staff threatened the future of the £3.2 billion industry. </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Mr Ali made his comments at a lunch in Edinburgh to mark the achievement of Edinburgh's Britannia Spice restaurant in winning a hat-trick of British Curry Awards. The First Minister and Edinburgh's Lord Provost, George Grubb, were principal guests. </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Mr Ali, who presented a special award to restaurant owner Dr Wali Uddin, said: 'We are facing an unprecedented crisis that, if not resolved, could decimate our industry. Each year, our sector has to recruit several thousand new staff to work in our kitchens. Where once we were able to turn to the sub-continent to find talented chefs brought up with the spices and cooking methods that make a great curry, we now have to try to fill all the vacancies from within the EU countries. We operate in a very competitive industry, and our customers expect consistent quality. When our British customers go out for a curry meal, they want the full cultural experience. They want to have confidence that the people in the kitchen know what they're doing and that the people serving them are fully conversant with all the dishes on the menu. Most Europeans don't have a clue about the spices we use or the way we prepare dishes.'</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Mr Ali said that the immigration laws were causing restaurants to miss out on huge opportunities for expansion. </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Mr Ali, immediate past chairman of the Guild of Bangladeshi Restaurateurs and himself a restaurant owner in Epsom, Surrey, called on the First Minister and his colleagues in the Parliament to do whatever they can to help solve the crisis. </p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>______________________________</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Photo News from the British Tabloids....</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>World s Biggest Snow Woman Is A Jew</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>The Word s Biggest Snow Woman lives in Bethel, Maine. She is a composite blend of:</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Height: 122<span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>2 </span>1<span style='font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>3 </span>;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>Weight: 13,000,000 lbs. of snow;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>5 foot wreaths for eyes;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>16 skis for eyelashes;</p> <p class=MsoNormal> Carrot nose made of muslin, chicken wire &amp; wood frame by the MSAD #44 elementary school children;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>5 red auto tires for lips, painted by the Mahoosuc Kids Association;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>48 ft. circumference fleece hat made by the Mt. Valley Middle School students;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>130 ft. scarf;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>6 1/2 ft. Maine-mica snowflake pendant created by Jim Mann of Mt. Mann Jewelers;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>30 ft. spruce trees for arms;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>3 truck-loader tires for buttons;</p> <p class=MsoNormal>2,000 ft. of rope hair!</p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"/> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"/> </v:formulas> <v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"/> <o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"/> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="Picture_x0020_2" o:spid="_x0000_s1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="Word s Biggest Snow Woman Is A Jew.jpg" style='width:333.75pt;height:342pt'> <v:imagedata src="20080324_files/image001.jpg" o:href="cid:image001.jpg@01C8884F.D6E05880"/> </v:shape><![endif]--><![if !vml]><img border=0 width=445 height=456 src="20080324_files/image001.jpg" alt="Word s Biggest Snow Woman Is A Jew.jpg" v:shapes="Picture_x0020_2"><![endif]></p> <p class=MsoNormal><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></p> <p class=MsoNormal>Someone should tell Mel Gibson. She s Jewish. (It s all part of the plot, you know)& </p> </div> </body> </html>