Subject: Daily Dose - 040107 - PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST, BIZARRE NEWS, women now
have choices, DDL, Rotten News
PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST
This is a genuine psychological
test.
It is a story about a girl. While at
the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She
thought this guy was amazing, so much the dream guy she was searching for, that
she fell in love with him right then and there but never asked for his name or
number and afterward could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days
later the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in
killing her sister?
Give this some thought for a while
before you scroll down.
Answer:.
She was hoping that the guy would
appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you
think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used
to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers
took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer
correctly - good for you.
If you got the answer correct,
please let me know so I can take you off my e-mail list...... (unless that will
upset you, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on..)
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BIZARRE NEWS.....
Not Just Clowning Around
VIRGINIA BEACH - The suspect that
hit the Bank of America Thursday morning was not your typical bank
robber. The female suspect sauntered into the bank wearing a clown
costume.
She gave the teller a note demanding
money and the employee complied. Police think that the suspect took a
taxi from the Collins Square Shopping Center to the bank and then back to the
shopping center.
She was wearing white face paint, a
colorful wig and clown costume, white gloves and shoes, and was carrying a
backpack. Investigators believe that she was armed, even though a weapon was
not displayed or implied. They are advising the public that the clown suspect
should be considered armed and dangerous.
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A Commute Down the Toilet
NEW YORK - A commuter train from New
York was delayed by a highly embarrassed man whose arm was stuck in a toilet up
to the elbow, a newspaper reported Friday.
The 6:19 p.m. train to Mount Vernon
West had barely left Grand Central Terminal when a Bronx man's cellular phone
fell into the toilet. When he reached in to retrieve it, his arm became firmly
stuck, the Westchester (N.Y.) Journal News said. The train and its passengers
waited for emergency crews to arrive.
After tearing off the bathroom door
and walls, rescue crews used an acetylene torch to cut through the
stainless-steel commode and free the stuck passenger at 7:35 p.m.
At least 1,000 commuter arrived late
at their destinations. The phone was not recovered.
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She'll Wake Up Feeling Stiff
LOS ANGELES - An 11-year-old girl
has taken television-inspired trends to the limit by asking for, and receiving,
a coffin for her bedroom.
A devoted fan of "Buffy The
Vampire Slayer," Naomi Okada told her mother she'd like to redecorate her
bedroom and include a real coffin as her bed. Because she is "such a good
kid," her unidentified mother took the girl casket hunting and she settled
on a tapered black model with crimson interior.
But custom coffin-maker Joey
Conzevoy said he was uncomfortable with a child sleeping in a confined space,
and suggested she use it for storage. The girl agreed, and work began on the
$1,700 box.
"A bed wouldn't have worked
because I flop around a lot, and it would have to be really wide to be
comfy," Naomi said.
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Revenge is Sweet
PHILADELPHIA - An alleged sexual
predator was chased down the streets of South Philadelphia by an enraged group
of Catholic high school girls after he exposed himself to them. The girls
kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors.
Rudy Susanto had exposed himself to girls outside St. Maria Goretti School on
at least seven occasions. As students were being dismissed on Thursday,
he struck again.
This time, the girls in school
uniforms confronted him with the help of some neighbors. When Susanto
attempted to get away, about 20 girls ran after him down the block. Two
neighborhood men grabbed him and the girls got their revenge.
Susanto was later treated for
injuries and will be charged with 14 criminal counts.
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"Because we live in the modern
age, women now have choices that are just killing them.
"They can have a job, not have
a job. They can be married or unmarried, married with children, unmarried with
children, married with children and a job, unmarried with children and a job,
unmarried with children and no job, unmarried with children who themselves have
jobs, have a job and an au pair who has children, marry the au pair, have the
au pair have their children, etc...
"Men, unfortunately, have the
same choice we've always had: we can work or we can go to jail."
--Tim Allen
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DDL
There was an eccentric from Mecca,
Who discovered a record from Decca,
Which he twirled on his thumb,
(These eccentrics are dumb.)
While he needled the disc with his pecca.
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"The third and final 'Matrix'
movie opened all over the world this Wednesday. What they found out was
that people in other countries who couldn't speak English could watch this
movie and still be as confused as we are."
--Jay Leno
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"You need to have a stupid
girlfriend so that on a bad day you can call her. 'Tanya, I'm having a bad day,
tell me something stupid you've done. You caught on fire, and you tried to put
it out with alcohol?'"
--Ellen Cleghorne
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"Oh no! What have I done? I
smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not
even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not
even close!"
--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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Rotten News.... (true)
Tue, Nov 11, 2003
Nabbed a Thief, Got No Handcuffs? Use Your Teeth
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German with no
handcuffs readily available captured a burglar by clamping his teeth onto the
man's thumb and dragging him off to a neighbor's house.
"He couldn't use the phone
himself...so the neighbor called the police," Duesseldorf police said a
statement.
The thief received treatment for his
injured thumb.
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Participant Wounded, Suspect
Arrested after Klan Incident
November 24, 2003
JOHNSON CITY (AP) -- Washington
County authorities say one Ku Klux Klansman accidentally shot another
participant at the initiation of a new member, then ran from the incident.
Chief Deputy Patrick Littleton says
about 10 people were at the KKK initiation, two of them children.
They had the initiate blindfolded
and standing on tiptoes with his neck in a noose as they shot paintballs at
him. This, in a woods near Limestone.
Littleton says 45-year-old Gregory
Allen Freeman started firing his nine millimeter pistol into the air to add
realism to the event and one of the slugs hit Jeffrey Murr as it came down
again. The bullet struck the top of Murr's head and came out near the base of
his skull.
The Erwin resident is in stable
condition at the Johnson City Medical Center.
Deputies arrested Freeman near his
home in Elizabethton after the incident Saturday. Freeman is free on bond,
charged with aggravated assault and felony reckless endangerment.
Littleton says it appears none of
the Klan members were wearing robes and says they were all local people.
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Residents run amuck during fire in
Caloocan
Posted: 10:25 PM (Manila Time) | Nov. 20, 2003
By Edson Tandoc Jr.
Inquirer News Service
RAGING residents proved more
dangerous than the fire razing their houses.
Four firefighters on Wednesday night
were injured when they responded to a fire that had hit a slum area in Bagong
Barrio, Caloocan City. They were mauled by residents who had wanted the
firefighters to put out the fire in their respective houses first.
The three-hour fire, which began at
about 10 p.m. at the corner of Gen. Tirona and Tirad Pass streets, left 500
families homeless. Damages were pegged at 10 million pesos. City Fire Station
chief Agapito Nacario said damages could have been cut down had the residents
been more calm.
A witness told the Inquirer that the
residents got furious when firefighters hosed water on the surrounding
factories first instead of the shanties. But a fireman said it was standard
operating procedure to hose down structures that are not yet burning, instead
of training the hoses on shanties that are already on fire.
Bagong Barrio Fire Station commander
Robert Mendoza and F02 Mario Bagaman Mendoza were the first to arrive in the
area. But when they started to pull out the water hose, the residents tried to
grab the nozzle to hose down their own houses. When the firefighters resisted,
the residents beat them up.
Mendoza and Bagaman fled after they
sustained bruises.
When the Chinese-Filipino volunteer
fire brigade arrived, the residents again tried to grab the water hose. When
one volunteer resisted, a resident stabbed him in the hand.
After seeing what had happened to
the four men, the other firefighters who arrived later hesitated to operate in
the area. Nacario said some of the residents were armed with knives and
homemade guns.
The firefighters lost the nozzles of
their hoses and other equipment during the attack.