Daily Dose - 030323 - young MD, BIZARRE NEWS, honeymoon, DDL, Rotten News

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic
exams.

To cover his embarrassment he had unconscious I formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing
and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry.
Was I tickling you?"

She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer
Wiener."

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BIZARRE NEWS....

Bizarre Execution FACTS

The last public execution in America was the hanging of a 22-year-old black man named
Rainey Bethea. He was executed at Owensboro, KY, in 1936 after being convicted of killing a
70-year-old white women. Twenty thousand people showed up to witness the execution.

The last person hanged in the U.S. for being a pirate was Capt. Nathaniel Gordon, in New
York City on March 8, 1862. Gordon had been smuggling slaves into the US.

The last person to be burned at the stake was Phoebe Harrius. Harrius was convicted of
coining false money and was burned at the stake in front of Newgate Prison in England in
1786.

The last public execution by guillotine was on June 17, 1939. Eugen Weidman was executed
before a large crowd in Versailles, France. The last nonpublic use of the guillotine in France,
at Baumetes Prison, in Marsailles, was the execution of convicted murderer Hamida
Djandoubi, a Tunisian immigrant, on September 10, 1977.

During WWII Private Eddie Slovik was tried by court-martial and sentenced to death for
desertion. He was shot by his own unit, the 28th Infantry Division, in a small town in northeast
France.

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Free Pics of Boobies and Bearded Tits Here

Of all the groups that might have a Web site with the URL nice-tits.org - bird watchers
probably are the last to come to mind. They must be a fun bunch, though, if their tongue-in-
cheek home page - the official site of the Royal Tit-Watching Society of Britain - is any
indication.

"We hope you enjoy viewing our splendid collection of tits," it invites, providing links to
pictures - of birds - and to an online store where shoppers can purchase clothing bearing the
provocative logo.

This is the oldest British tit-watch-ing society, formed in 1824 by Lord Roylott of Stoke Moran,
who was an ornithologist and author of "A Comparison Of The Short-Distance Migratory
Patterns of the Blue, Long-Tailed and Bearded Tits."

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Urine Trouble

LONDON - A tactless rugby fan managed to get himself banned from any rugby activity for
five years by the Rugby Football Union.

Vince Dunne was reprimanded for pissing off a 16-year-old linesman by pissing on him.

An RFU disciplinary panel found Dunne guilty of "conduct which is prejudicial to the interests
of the game."

While Gatorade is traditionally dumped on the head-coach of the victors, sports enthusiasts
are hoping that urine dousing does not become a common trend.

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The Beast of Bodmin

At first I did not believe this story...but then I noticed it comes out of the U.K.

In a state of sheer terror, an English woman was trapped inside her own home for 24 hours
as a dark, shadowy figure lingered outside her front door. Fearing that the sinister creature
was the Beast of Bodmin, a huge, black mythical creature, probably of the cat family, having
the usual refinements of burning eyes and fiery breath, the woman remained a prisoner of
fear.

Eventually, she gathered up the courage to call the RSPCA, whose officers rushed to the
scene to confront the snarling beast. They came to her rescue and were able to subdue the
black plastic bag that was filled with a number of telephone directories that had kept the
frightened woman tucked away in her home for an entire day.

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Hit And Run

VILNIUS - A Lithuanian teenager thought he had gotten away with his hit-and-run crime.

But when he got home he discovered the pedestrian he had knocked down was still under
the car. The unlicensed 18-year-old was shocked to see a man's feet sticking out from under
his father's Audi.

Police were able to identify the remains of the 64-year-old victim, who they said had been
drunk and was probably lying in the middle of the street when the car struck him.

The local police chief said, "But it goes to show why this kid has failed the driver's test four
times."

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Let Him Wear Skirts

NEW YORK - The Atlantic Transitional Foster Facility has been reprimanded for prohibiting a
17-year-old male from wearing dresses and skirts.

A court ruled the city violated the rights of the foster-care teen. The teen, whose name was
withheld because of his age, identifies himself as a female. He has been diagnosed with a
gender identity disorder and is considered legally disabled.

Representatives of the foster-care facility had argued the teen wore sexually provocative
women's clothing in an all-male home.

A spokeswoman for the Administration for Children's Services told The New York Times it
had not yet received the decision but had moved the youth to a home where he can wear
what he wants.

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The young couple is on their honeymoon. After a few hours of exhausting great sex he says,
"Now you won't see me for a while."

"We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Nowhere, Sweetie," he says. "Please turn over."

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DDL

A petite girl, when begged for some action,
Told a guy with a nine inch attraction:
"It would cause me dismay
If you went all the way -
But I'd settle," she smiled, "for a fraction."

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The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters
would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men.

It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat her meals with them.

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"What is causing this traffic congestion? According to a report from the U.S. Department of
Transportation, which recently completed a six-year, $187.3 million study of the problem, the
root cause is, quote, 'a whole lot of people driving.'"
--Dave Barry

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"When you're in a committed relationship and spend all of your time with one person, that's
called being magnanimous."
--Clean Laffs Joe

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Rotten News... (true)

Leave flashers naked says PM
January 03, 2003

MALAYSIAN men flashing their genitals at women may get more exposure than they want if
Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad has his way.

The Prime Minister, in an apparently ironic response to a controversial court judgement, has
advised the public to seize the sarongs of flashers and leave them naked, so that the wrap-
around cloth can be used as evidence, local media reported today.

Mahathir was commenting on the case of a member of Malaysia's opposition Islamic party
who was accused of flashing his private parts at a female member of the ruling party by lifting
his sarong during a tough by-election campaign.

Razak Abas, 52, a former parliamentary candidate for the Parti Islam SeMalaysia (PAS), was
acquitted in court last month, partly on the grounds that the prosecution had failed to produce
the sarong he wore during the alleged incident.

"Now we know what we must do when faced with such cases. We must first take the sarong
so that it can be used as an evidence although this will lead to the person being naked,"
Mahathir was quoted as saying by the New Straits Times.

Although, he added, "I do not know how the sarong can be used as an evidence that the
person lifted his sarong."

Agence France-Presse

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Schoolgirls playing filthy game of orgy roulette

By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer

January 31, 2003

Russian Roulette is filled with inherent dangers, but Japanese schoolgirls have apparently
devised a version where there're plenty of shots fired, but none of them are bullets, according
to Hanashi no Channel (2/20).

Instead of a single bullet being loaded into a revolver chamber and the trigger pulled until it
lets off with a blast, Russian Sex Roulette, the schoolgirls' derivative game, sees the girls
allow any number of men to unleash their weapons in her chamber.

An added thrill comes from whether the girl picks up a long-term reminder of her role in the
game, and though some can take out insurance to play, it seems the participants are sadly
unaware of just how dangerous an undertaking they have made.

"I've heard it's just amazing. Now high schoolkids everywhere are into it (Russian Sex
Roulette). It's basically just an orgy with the same number of girls and guys, but the object is
for the girl to have unprotected sex with every guy there to see if she gets pregnant or not," a
Tokyo schoolgirl tells Hanashi no Channel. "I'd like to have a go, but I'm a bit scared."

The schoolgirl continues, saying the games are usually held at the home of somebody whose
parents are absent. Couples pair off, then proceed to various parts of the home.

"Positioning is all important," the schoolgirl tells Hanashi no Channel. "The rules stipulate that
the guy can't withdraw when he ejaculates and you can't have more than one couple in the
same position, so if you've got a pair with rear entry in the kitchen, you'll have another couple
facing each other on the sofa and yet another guy and girl on the bed in the missionary
position. Everybody gets a turn at deciding couples until everyone has been with everybody
else."

Amazingly, despite taking the name of their game from a potentially lethal pursuit, kids taking
part in Russian Sex Roulette seem to have little idea that they could be doing something
deadly. Awareness of contraception is limited.

"I'm scared of getting pregnant, but as long as you get it out of you, it's all right. I've heard
you'll be safe if you scrape out (semen) with a plastic coffee spoon, so I always carry one
around with me, just in case," a girl of 16, the age some Russian Sex Roulette participants
are rumored to be, tells Hanashi no Channel.

Even if participants do fall pregnant, they don't seem to see it as a worry. Partygoers have to
pay "Ejaculation Insurance" of about 5,000 yen before they're allowed to take part. This
money is all pooled and used to pay for abortions should any girl be saddled with an
unwanted pregnancy.

Astonishingly, neither the magazine nor any of the participants it interviews mentions
anything about a fear of AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases, though venereal
disease is at record high levels among Japanese schoolgirls at the moment. Instead, the girls
who have played Russian Sex Roulette gush about the experience.

"For a girl or a guy, once you've had a taste of the game you'll want to go back for more," an
"experienced" schoolgirl tells Hanashi no Channel. "I can't get by with normal sex anymore.
Watch Russian Sex Roulette get its big break this year."

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'Free sex for all applicants'

By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer

January 17, 2003

Japan may be well be in an era of free love, but this is getting a bit ridiculous.

As in many other countries, it's common for companies in Japan to offer prizes during special
promotional campaigns. It's just that things get a little weird when you've got companies like
Bakky Visual Planning, an adult video company known for its simulated rape movies whose
current sales drive provides the chance to have an all-the-way romp with a porn actress,
according to Asahi Geino (1/23).

"The date is Feb. 16. We've got a place set up in Tokyo. We don't mind whatever man comes
along as long as he wants to have sex. We'd be delighted to accept any application," a Bakky
spokesman tells Asahi Geino.

Bakky started planning its campaign from around the summer of last year and began looking
for men to take part in the project toward the end of 2002. The company has made no secret
that it wants its campaign to be part of a record-breaking effort.

"In 1995, a Singaporean porn actress in the United States set a world record for consecutive
sex. She had intercourse with 251 people in just 10 hours. We are aiming to set a new world
record. We will record the event, but don't have any plans to market it," the spin-doctor says.

With Bakky aiming for the Guinness Book of Records, there'll only be the single actress there
to serve guys interested in taking part. The company is keeping her identity a strict secret in
the lead-up to the challenge, but has released a couple of statements from her.

"To be honest, the pay is lousy but I really wanted to have a try at getting into the Guinness
Book of Records," her statement says. "My privates are weak and I feel pain easily. But I've
steeled myself to playing around with any number of men on the day."

Though any man is welcome to take part, there are a couple of rules that will narrow down
the field.

"She'll be lying down on top of a bed, defenseless and waiting. Order will be decided
according to who is ready to begin. Participants are free to kiss and lick as much as they like,
but there will be no unprotected sex and participants must wear a condom. Each participant
will be given five minutes a time. Considering the time limitations, there will be no fellatio and
we'd prefer it if people restricted themselves to the missionary position," Bakky's mouthpiece
tells Asahi Geino.

At the moment, Bakky is in a bit of trouble with the project - it's nowhere near getting the 251-
plus people it needs to set a new record.

"We're only getting applicants through word of mouth and from our Website, but at this stage
we've only got about 20 people who want to take part," the spokesman says. "If we don't get
enough people (to break the record), we'll let those who're capable of doing so to saddle up
as often as they can until we get past 251 times."

And the mystery actress looking to go down in history is also urging more men to come
along.

"The day of the event is two days after Valentine's Day," she tells Asahi Geino. "I'll cover my
erogenous zones in chocolate, so everybody can come over here and lick the chocolate off."