There's an Indian and a Cowboy out buffalo hunting one day. The Indian got off his horse and went to the ground to listen for buffalo.

The Indian said, "Buffalo come."

The Cowboy was like "How do you guys do that?"

Then the Indian stood up and said "Ear Sticky."
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A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of Indians. The Indians were all prepared to kill him when the chief announced that due to the celebration of the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he would die. "What do you want for your first wish?" asks the chief.

"I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. He goes over to his horse and whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt. "What do you want for your second wish?" says the chief.

"I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. Again, the cowboy whispers in the horses ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed.So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later, and the chief asks the cowboy "What do you want for your last wish?"

"I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. He grabs the horse by the ears and yells, "You stupid animal, I said POSSE, POSSE!"
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One year there were these two guys taking chemistry who did pretty well on the quizzes and midterm and labs, etc. such that going into the final they had a solid A. These guys were so confident that the weekend before finals they decided to go to the University of Virginia to party with some friends. So they did and they had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything they slept all day Sunday and didn't get back until Monday morning, the day of the final.

Rather than take the exam that day they found Professor Bonk and told him the following story. They said they were at UVa for the weekend and planned to come back in time to study, but had a flat tire on the way back. They did not have a spare tire and couldn't get help for a long time and were therefore late getting back to campus. Bonk thought this over and finally
agreed to let them make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the appointed time to take their final exam. Professor Bonk sent them to separate rooms and handed each a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. "Cool," they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that problem and turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It said:

2. (95 points) Which tire?