An elderly couple were experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class,
where they teach one to remember things by association. Later, the man was talking to a neighbor about how
much the class helped him.

"Who was the Instructor?" the neighbor asked.

"Oh, let's see," pondered the man. "Umm...what's that flower, you know, the one that smells real nice but has
those thorns...?"

"A rose?" offered the neighbor.

"Right," said the man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the guy
we took that memory class from?"

A doctor and his wife are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the
doctor blurts out, "You know what? You're not that great in bed anyways!"

So he goes off to work and thinks it over and decides to call his wife and make
amends.....

So he calls the house and the phone rings many, many times and then his wife finally
answers the phone completely out of breath....

So the doctor says, "What were you doing?" and she says, "l was in bed!" and the
doctor says, "What were you doing in bed so late in the day?"

The wife says, "getting a second opinion

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his
office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do
the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make
him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he
probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most
importantly. make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this
for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.