Once there was this white elementary teacher of an all class. Thinking she would be cute; she announced to the class; "Every Thursday afternoon we will have a quiz. And, If any of you get the answer correct the entire class can have Friday off."

The class murmers with excitement. "OK, class", she announces, "How many grains of sand on the Sahara Desert?".

The class murmers in dissapointment as they look to each other for help. "Ok, class, see you tomorrow", announces the teacher.

Later the next week. "OK, class time for our weekly quiz, now try real hard. How many gallons of water in the Atlantic ocean?", asks the teach. And again the class murmers in disappointment.

Well, there is little Gregory pondering this problem. As the end of the next week rolls around he takes two of his brothers marbles and sneaks into his fathers shop to spray paint them black.

As test time rolls around the teacher says, "Time for our little weekly quiz, children". At which, Gregory takes the black marbles from his pocket and rolls them toward the front of the class.

"OK, who's the comedian with the black balls?" shouts the teacher.

"Bill Cosby. See Ya on Monday", retorts Gregory

 

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We're not even moving." He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"O.J. just found out the verdict; he's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $33.5 million for the Goldmans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man said, "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"About three hundred gallons."

 

Cheers John