A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks and the relationship seemed to be going rather well.
So, the young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents, and make a good
impression, she would reward him by making love to him. Well, he was pretty excited as it would be their first
time.

So, he went down to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. However, being that it was his first time, he
didn't know the first thing about what kind to buy. So, he asked the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist spent a
good hour discussing the different kinds of condoms, what they do, how to pick a size, etc. He then asked the
boy which he would like. To which the boy responded, "Well, being as it is going to be the first time, why don't I
get the 'family pack'". So, the pharmacist rang it up and sent him on his way.

Finally, the night arrived and of course the boy was very nervous but was determined to make a good lasting
impression on the girl's parents. Everyone sat down to dinner and the mother said, "Let us bow our heads and
pray." So, everyone bowed their heads and said grace. When they were finished, everyone looked up... except
the boy. He continued to bow his head and mumble in prayer. After about 20 minutes, he is still praying and the
girl taps him on the leg and whispers, "I didn't realize you were so religious."

To which the boy whispered back... "I didn't realize your dad was a pharmacist!"