In a recent scientific research project, it was proved that Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.

That's why after a couple of Pints you can't drive.

A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't
know what's available or price. The clerk replies "we have Tennis Barbie and she's $28" Lady asks "well,
anything else?" "We have an equestrian Barbie, and she's $28". Lady asks "anything else?" "Well, we have
divorced Barbie and she's $250" The lady replies "I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive.
The others were only $28. What is so special about divorced Barbie?" The clerk replied "Simple, she comes
with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff."