A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination,
the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:

D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.

L: ?eh?

D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!

L: ??EH??

D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! -- A SUPPOSITORY!!!

L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid....