Quitting was never so easy

A group of fellows were out drinking one night, when one poor slob, grievously overserved, passes out. His pals are laughing
at his immoderation, and one even peels the label off his beer bottle and sticks it on the poor chap's forehead. An hour or so
later, he awakens, looks at his watch, and thinks..."OH MAN!..I better get home NOW!"

He hadn't even gone a mile, when he sees red lights flashing in his rear view mirror. "Oh DAMN!" he says, as he pulls over.

The officer walks up, looks in, and shakes his head. "Sir...have you been drinking?"

"Well, I had one or two," comes the slurred reply.

Disgusted, the cop says "Why, sir, do you have a Budweiser label on your FACE?"

The fellow looks at himself in the mirror..."Oh NO!" he mutters," Those BASTARDS!" His mind racing, he suddenly smiles,
looks at the cop and says, "Oh THIS? Well, you see, I am trying to quit drinking, and my doctor gave me this PATCH!"