The Martians decide to land on Earth to take over. An advanced scout vessle
lands first by an old abandoned gas station to speak to the people of the
Earth. Not knowing what an earth creature looks like the captain of the ship
thinks that the gas pump is an earth creature. He calls over an underling and
says, "Go over to that Earthling and have him take us to his leader. Be
careful though because he looks really tough."

So the underling goes over to the gas pump and says:
"Take us to your leader." (No response for obvious reasons)
"Take us to your leader!" (No response)
"Take us to your leader!!!" (No response)

The underling decides that he is getting no place with the earth creature and
goes back to the captain and says, "I told him to take us to his leader but
he ignored me."

The captain says, "Well, go ask again and be more forceful this time but
remember to be careful for he looks like he is real tough."

The underling goes back and says:
"Take us to your leader!!!" (No response)
"Take US to YOUR leader!!!" (No response)
"Take us to your LEADER!!!" (No response)

The underling decides that he is getting no place with the earth creature
again and goes back to the captain and says, "I told him to take us to his
leader again but he is still ignoring me."

The captain says, "Well, go ask him one more time. If he ignores you this time
take out your ray gum and blast him. Make sure you remember though, be
careful for he looks like he is real tough."

The underling goes back to the gas pump one more time and says:
"Take us to your leader!!!" (No response)
"TAKE us to your leader!!!" (No response)
"TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!!!" (No response)

So the underling takes out his ray gun and blasts the gas pump and it explodes.
The underling goes back to his captianbadly shaken by the exposion. He says,
"The earht creature did not comply so I destroyed him. As you can see it was
a difficult task for he fought back bravely. Tell me sir how did you know
he was so tough?"

The captain replied, "Well anyone with his di*k rapted around him twice and
stuck in his ear would have to be tough."