A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. "Whats with these guys",
says the engineer "We must have been waiting for over 25 minutes!!". "I don't know" answers the doctor, "but I've never seen
such ineptitude!!". "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Lets have a word with him, and find out who these guys are". says the
priest, who then turns around and says "Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us, they are rather slow,
aren't they?" George: "Oh yes. Thats a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sights while saving our club house last year.
So we let them play anytime free of charge!

.... Silence...

"That's so sad" says the priest, "I'll say a special prayer for them tonight".

"Good idea", replies the doctor "And I am going to contact my Opthalmologist buddy and ask him if there's anything he can do
for them."

"That's all well and good," says the engineer, "but why can't these guys just play at night?"

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A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf and about to tee off on the third hole. The wife hit her shot and the ball
began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window of a bar. Much to their chagrin, the ball
smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.

They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what had happened. When they peeked inside the
bar, they did not find anyone. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman
sitting cross-legged on the counter with a turban on his head.

The wife asked, "Pardon me, but do you work here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through that window, knocked over the vase you see there, and freed me from that hideous little
bottle. I am so grateful," he answered, bowing his head toward them.

The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh why yes, I am. In fact, I am so grateful, I will grant you two wishes. The third wish I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed upon two wishes... one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily
agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year, forever. The genie nodded and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years
and after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and millionaire." The husband and wife agreed, and she went off with the genie
to a nearby room.

After the genie and wife finished, the genie asked the wife if she minded if he asked her a few questions. "No, I don't mind,"
she replied.

"How long have you been married?"

She replied, "3 years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"

To which she responded, "31 years old."

Then the genie asked, "So, how long has he believed in this genie stuff?"