These 2 golfers were relaxing in the lounge at the golf course when a friend of theirs walked in. He looked quite distressed and they asked him what happened. When he replied he spoke with a terrible hoarseness in his voice. They could barely understand what he was saying.

After asking him to speak more clearly several times they finally understood him to say "Well it happened on the 6th hole. You know, over by that cow pasture? I hit my ball off into some trees and went to look for it. I looked all over the place and noticed a cow had gotten onto the course. I noticed a golf ball stuck right under her tail.Well, I shoot a Dunlop ball and this was a Spaulding ball, so I knew it wasn't mine.

About that time a woman golfer came walking up and I raised the cow's tail and pointed to the ball and said 'Does this look like yours, Lady??', and she hit me in the throat with a 9 iron."